80/20 Stress Reduction

Some people hold heavy burdens

Like life and death decisions,

Billion-dollar investments,

And performing circumcisions.

Other people make choices

Like pooping now or waiting ‘til home,

Which player to start on their fantasy team,

Or which hat color’s best for a gnome.

Both of these groups feel pressure

And both stresses are equally true

But if you’re in the second group, here:

It’s wait, Josh Allen, and blue.

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