All Milk Is Creates Equal

Think now of the vegans

And all of their ilk

Who don’t consume dairy

Like ice cream or milk

But feel no guilt

Drinking milk of the oat

Or the almond or cashew

Or soy. They emote:

“We’re saving the animals”

While the little nut babies

Must drink formula

That may just give them rabies.

So when the nuts come

And they kick down your door

And they eat your begonias

And poop on your floor

Go thank a vegan,

Those shortsighted folks

Who steal milk from young produce

And also hate jokes.