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For Your Convenience

So people forget their passwords a lot

And resetting them takes like a minute

So what if we made up another method

To help people quickly sign in it?

Maybe an app that gives you a number

That triggers a text to your phones

That lets you insert a DNA sample

So we can make an army of clones

And then once we’ve checked your identity

We’ll send a reset link to your email;

Just log in, click the link, and decipher

The “are you a robot?” riddle written in braille.

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Another Win For Airport Security

Bob and Jim were terrorists

With three-ounce bottles of shampoo.

Steve and Josh were anarchists

And they each had some shampoo too.

They made a bomb to kill some folks

By pooling all of their shampoo

And they would have succeeded

If Dan, with the nail clippers, had gotten through.

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Questions of Safety

How big are bigfoot’s children’s feet?
How sassy are their quatches?
We imagine so, yet I don’t know,
So we’ve set up neighborhood watches.

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