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80/20 Stress Reduction

Some people hold heavy burdens

Like life and death decisions,

Billion-dollar investments,

And performing circumcisions.

Other people make choices

Like pooping now or waiting ‘til home,

Which player to start on their fantasy team,

Or which hat color’s best for a gnome.

Both of these groups feel pressure

And both stresses are equally true

But if you’re in the second group, here:

It’s wait, Josh Allen, and blue.

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Ok, Only Ten Minutes…

Have you ever had the pressure

Of pleasing lots of people

With a rather stupid poem

That took nine seconds to write?

If you have, you’re awesome.

If you haven’t, you are too.

This took me fifteen minutes,

And with that, to all, good night!

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