If you were a chocolate
I’d eat you in one bite,
A gulp of sweet deliciousness
To fill me with delight.
If you were a pizza pie
I’d cut you into pieces
And share a sweet and savory slice
With all my friends and nieces.
If you were a salad
I’d slather you in sauce
And other eaters might think I’m boring
But, honestly, their loss.
And if you were asparagus,
Disgusting as that may be,
I’d eat with minimal complaint
And, later, enjoy a stinky pee.
