So guys, to simplify the playbook
Before we face the Bears
We’ve trimmed our calls to minimize
The amount the fanbase cares.:
Play number one is hand it
To a guy who cannot run.
Play number two is run around
‘Til we get sacked by someone.
Play number three is throw it
To anyone not wearing green,
Or else we choose play number four:
Kick the ball worse than we’ve ever seen.
Now we may make some mistakes tonight
With this new strategy
So I’ve asked the refs to roll a die
To choose every penalty.
With randomness accounted for
And strategy entirely gone
I think we can make fans agree
That Drew Lock needs to come back on.
