The birds from Seattle came back
And stopped the refs’ biased attack.
Forty-three mil a year?
Naw, get out of here!
Are our sea birds back on track?
Tag Archives: NFL
Seriously… What Was That?
There once was a Super Bowl team
Who were stronger than they might seem.
They weren’t feeling like kneeling
Or seal-the-dealing
And now San Fran is living the dream.
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33-31
There were two Washington teams
Both with football victory dreams
But one took command
And threw proverbial pocket sand
And now Seattle is filled with screams
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Your Team Is Bad And Hard To Rhyme (Go Hawks)
Two birds fought in Arizona
And the red one was clearly a gonna
‘Cause the blue and green bird
Caught touchdown one, two, then a third
And their victory was fide-comma-bona.
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12 Years Later The 12’s Get Revenge
There was a redhead from Seattle
Who beat the bad sheep in a battle.
Four teams had a chance
To ask Darnold to dance
And now they’ve all heard death’s rattle.
Two weeks from now we will play
An opponent much worse than LA.
We’ve found our new guy
So fly, Seahawks, fly!
(Unless Woolen somehow gets his way).
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Good Night In Seattle
THE BIRDS AND THE SHEEP PLAYED A GAME
AND AT FIRST, YEAH, THE BIRDS LOOKED LAME
THEN WE WENT TO OT
AND OH GOOD GOLLY GEE
GIVE RESPECT TO OUR SEAHAWKS’ NAME!
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Saves Us Several Weeks Of Suffering In January, I Guess
The Rams faced off with the Seahawks
Who forgot how to lace up their Reeboks.
The hawks made four kicks
Betwtixt their four picks
And now they’re not Super Bowl 60 locks.
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The Cardinals Uniform Designer, Apparently
What if we made shirts
Out of used toilet paper
And called it a day?
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My Evening
Fourth and seven Bills:
Kincaid almost got the catch…
Well #*$&… Go Eagles!
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