Tag Archives: Alone Time

February 21, 2026 · 9:03 pm

The Male Experience (Based On A True Story)

I had an appointment at noon today

So, at 9:00, I took a ten-minute shower,

Then I sat down down to play card games

For about a half an hour.

After I was finished

With my 40 minutes of dun

The universe said, “It’s 3:00 O’clock

“And also you should go buy a gun.”

If you like to stay at home

Though you’ve got nothing to do,

You’re thrilled when an appointment

Gets canceled out of the blue,

If reading makes you happy

And parties make you pout

Then you and I should be best friends

And never once hang out.

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