Of all the times to be alive
Today is number one.
We’ve cured most bad diseases
And optimized our fun.
Our problems are the first-world type,
But what still seems kind of weird
Is that I was born when it’s fashionable
To be a bald guy with a beard.
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A Bald-Faced Truth
I needed a haircut and a shave
But was cash supply was small.
I thought I had a solution
When I visited the mall.
Eleven dollars later
I found proof that I was wrong
Because, while most of my hair was no longer there,
What was left was way too long.
And so I swore off barbers,
And I bought a bottle of Nair.
I’d save time and dignity
If I needn’t concern myself with hair.
That is how I got this dome
Where no hair can call a home.
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The Daily Travesty 