Heavy metal music
Could really benefit
If the makers would include
More harmonicas in it,
‘Cause in between the screaming,
Angry lyrics, and casual sin
You might think the bands are scary.
That’s where harmonicas come in!
“I want to thrash your eyes out!”
Screams a man who’s nicknamed “Blight,”
Then the harmonica gently vibrates
As if to say “it’s all alright.”
It would be an innovation
To the predominant metal sound,
And you’d find cheerier venues
With more harmonicas around.
The Daily Travesty 