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And Thus, Potholes (They’ll Never See The Punchline Coming)

We have plenty of handicapped parking

And ramps for the wheelchair-bound.

We have moving electronic messages

For people who cannot hear sound

So I think our next great endeavor

To protect our beloved blind folks

Is to cover all sidewalks and roadways

With laugh-out-loud braille jokes.

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“Andrew’s Shirtless Chest Glistened Under The Golden Sun. He Placed His Hands On My…” Crap… That’s The Summit

I kept climbing mountains

Even after I went blind.

Sure, the view was nothing much

But now instead I find

The mountain tells me stories

That I can read in braille.

Sure, they can be predictable

But they have such great detail!

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