I think that complaint calls
Should work like a phone sex line:
They’ll charge you by the minute
To listen to you whine.
In fact, any complaints at all
Should have a hefty fee…
Who else wants to defund Karens
And fill the world with glee?
Tag Archives: Complaints
Don’t Be One Of Those People
People complain frequently
Because something’s always bad.
If nothing’s bad at present
They remember something sad.
Alas, complainers never lack
Sources of inspiration:
If shit didn’t happen every day
They’d complain of constipation.
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