Tag Archives: Geico

November 8, 2022 · 8:33 pm

Car Insurance And Corporate Suckupishness: A Modern Masterpiece Of Poetical Ingenuity

There once was a certifiable psycho

Who didn’t want to save money with Geico.

He was a horrible git

And that’s about it

And if Geico gives me a sponsorship because I emphasized their brand message, then me like-o.

Changing my colors

Is a dying form of art.

#ChameleonJokes

I don’t talk as much

Since I’m an insurance guy.

#FifteenPercentLess

I’m called a monster,

But if I had my own way

I’d be #CuteGila