Toilet seats are cold
Unless you stay on them ‘til
The next needed time.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Right Brain, Left Brain
Cubists make square art.
Architects just nod and smile
Then make rectangles.
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Extra Rigor
Played Jenga at work.
Got fired. Well, okay. The morgue
Will run without me.
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True Or False
Tick…tock…tick…tock…tick…
Will you cut the red wire
Or press the button?
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Travel Scheduling
Airplane lands at 5:00
Off the plane at 12:03
Bag pickup at 9:00
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Over Time, This Is Guaranteed To Reduce Traffic
Instead of red lights
We can just have free-for-alls
At the four-way stops.
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Musician Uniforms
Black shirt plus cat hair
Makes the maestro panic ‘til
Sticky roller comes.
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The Daily Travesty 