God is perfect, but
Counterpoint: Cilantro though…
I doth rest my case.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Intro To Mongolian History
There were horse legions;
Now they are a metaphor
For far-as-heck stuff.
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Intro To Japanese History
They swung their nunchakus
We dropped two nuclear bombs
Now they make cartoons
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…and the F-Beech-I
I have been informed
“Tree Hunger Games are not real”
By the Tree-I-A
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One Will Be Chosen…
In the world of trees
Is Christmas the Hunger Games?
Asking for a friend…
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A Truth As Old As Time
Playing notes quickly
Does not make you musical…
But is does get views
Why Is Jaws A Franchise?
So the shark attacked
And killed lots of people who
Went back three more times?
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Thanks, Darling!
My wife’s boobs are great.
She won’t tell me what to write;
I default to this
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The Daily Travesty 