I’ve worked really hard
To limit my wordiness.
Tag Archives: Haiku
She’s Tired Of People Playing It Without Permission
Rightful owner of
The world’s smallest violin
Wants you to cheer up
Filed under Poems
Christmas Is Gettin’ Good!
Growing up is hard.
Santa wants to make you smile.
Meet new Nuka-Sled!
Filed under Poems
I Could Just Eat You Up…
They called me the goat,
Which would be fine, except they’re
A birria chef.
Filed under Poems
Salmonella? More Like Scamonella
Eat raw cookie dough;
It’s basically sushi for
Happy chubby kids.
Filed under Poems
The New Tide Pod Challenge
Rolling office chair
Can reach 50 MPH
If you try enough.
Filed under Poems
I Present: The “Dumb Scientist” Paradox
I am very dense.
If I were an element
I’d be Osmium.
Filed under Poems
Down With That?
Sexy pillow fights
Probably aren’t as fun to watch
If you are a goose.
Filed under Poems
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