Tag Archives: Haiku

Irony’s Trump Card

People on the street

Waving Confederate flags

Say “You lost, move on.”

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No One Has Ever Made This Joke Bef…

Even though I can’t

Count syllables properly

I can still write hai…

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Unsung Legends

Hercules is strong

But what about Hiscules?

Bunch of sexist greeks…

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Democrats

All white males suck

Because they are prejudiced

Based on race and sex.

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Oops! I meant “Perfunctory.” Wait, No…

“Pusillanimous”

Was how I described my date.

I did not get laid.

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Writing This On My Phone

An apple a day

Can keep everyone away.

Thanks IOS 12!

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Great Name, Slightly-Maggoty Flavor

If I were a fruit

I would be a dragonfruit

‘Cause no one eats those.

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