Today I learned it’s
National limerick day.
I’m contrarian.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Back Online, Just In Time For Election Season?
Hantavirus ship
Proves the “New World Order” guys
Must be introverts
Filed under Poems
Modern Composers Be Like
Why will no one pay
To hear my iguana fart
With an orchestra?
Filed under Poems
Sports 101
Every sport on Earth
Is just humans playing fetch
With some extra rules.
Filed under Poems
Universal Income When?
If I’m still in bed
Working hard to write poems,
Am I really though?
Filed under Poems
Also, LinkedIn
Satan smiled and laughed:
“Wi-fi has no internet.
“That should blow their minds.”
Filed under Poems
My Response To Deodorant Salespeople
If God intended
Men to have scentless armpits
He’d have made us snakes.
Filed under Poems
Eight Hours Of Peace And Quiet
Toilet seats are cold
Unless you stay on them ‘til
The next needed time.
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Right Brain, Left Brain
Cubists make square art.
Architects just nod and smile
Then make rectangles.
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The Daily Travesty 