Tag Archives: Haiku

Life In Washington State

Two inches of snow

Means schools are closed tomorrow.

Colorado laughs.

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Watch As This Somehow Violates The WordPress Terms Of Service…

If you see an ad

Anywhere around this page

Do not click on it.

Advertisers don’t

Pay me to be on my site.

That gives me no joy.

But if I offend

All the advertising firms

They might go away.

Thus all these haiku

Warning you not to click on

Those cheap f#%^ers’ ads.

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Irony’s Trump Card

People on the street

Waving Confederate flags

Say “You lost, move on.”

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No One Has Ever Made This Joke Bef…

Even though I can’t

Count syllables properly

I can still write hai…

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Unsung Legends

Hercules is strong

But what about Hiscules?

Bunch of sexist greeks…

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Democrats

All white males suck

Because they are prejudiced

Based on race and sex.

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Oops! I meant “Perfunctory.” Wait, No…

“Pusillanimous”

Was how I described my date.

I did not get laid.

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