Tag Archives: Haiku

Democrats

All white males suck

Because they are prejudiced

Based on race and sex.

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Oops! I meant “Perfunctory.” Wait, No…

“Pusillanimous”

Was how I described my date.

I did not get laid.

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Writing This On My Phone

An apple a day

Can keep everyone away.

Thanks IOS 12!

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Great Name, Slightly-Maggoty Flavor

If I were a fruit

I would be a dragonfruit

‘Cause no one eats those.

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Out Of Space Or Just Spacing Out?

What would happen if

You don’t pay attention to

“No Vacancy” signs?

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George R.R. Martin Haikus

Tiny perfect love

Harmless as the falling snow…

Let’s murder it! Lol

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If your life is bland

Even though you’re rich and stuff

Why not try incest?

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I like stories where

Characters have twelve names each.

Maybe that’s just me…

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Pulling Out The Good…?

When Chinese people

Want to eat on fancy plates

What are those plates called?

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