They called me the goat,
Which would be fine, except they’re
A birria chef.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Salmonella? More Like Scamonella
Eat raw cookie dough;
It’s basically sushi for
Happy chubby kids.
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The New Tide Pod Challenge
Rolling office chair
Can reach 50 MPH
If you try enough.
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I Present: The “Dumb Scientist” Paradox
I am very dense.
If I were an element
I’d be Osmium.
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Down With That?
Sexy pillow fights
Probably aren’t as fun to watch
If you are a goose.
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Eye See What You Did There
If you really squint
You’ll get much better at math.
Sincerely, China.
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Romantic Evenings, Senior Edition
Starry Summer night
My love in my arms, but then
My bladder says “Boo”
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When You Want To Be Sensitive But Can’t Rhyme And Only Have One Minute To Write
The first haiku was
TikTok for ancient Japan.
Ninjas loved that junk.
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Or GTA 6 (My Disappointment Is Immeasurable)
We’ve almost achieved
AI singularity.
Still no laser sharks.
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