This year’s a blizzard:
Too many snowflakes appeared
And we all miss work.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Hospital Memos
Vegetable soup will
No longer be served in the
Quadriplegic’s ward.
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When You Have A Punchline But It’s Four Syllables Long…
Step one: Be God’s son
Step two: Write on stone tablets
And Step three: Prophet!
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Musicians At Nursing Homes Be Like:
I tuned my guitar
Then unplugged the beepy things.
What a quiet crowd…
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Mother’s Always Right
My mother told me
“You know you’ve hit rock bottom
“When you spank statues.”
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What A Glorious Evening!
This poem is late.
I am breeding Pokemon.
I have no girlfriend.
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They Called It “Animal Control Headquarters”
I went to the zoo.
There was only one dog there.
It was a shih tzu.
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At The Office
Sometimes I’m at work
And I lose my stapler
And my will to live.
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-Ace job interview
-Take 10 paid vacation days
-Get fired, repeat
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Write a few haikus
About work though self-employed.
#Poetry
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Life In Washington State
Two inches of snow
Means schools are closed tomorrow.
Colorado laughs.
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