Tag Archives: Haiku

Poor Guy…

I think if you want

Your kid to not be pitied

Name him “Nography.”

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This Haiku Says It All

I coughed on someone

Who got their Covid vaccine.

Why are they worried?

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Unstoppable Laughter

Middle school classroom:

All is quiet. Someone farts.

No learning today.

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Haiku: When Someone Tells Me There Are More Than 2 Genders

Ha ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha.

Wait, there’s more… (pause)… Ha.

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Sometimes You Never Reach The Point

If I were a slug

I would say a lot of stuff

And eventually

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The Ends Justify The Memes

Leisurely athlete

With a camera on her head…

Yo, slow GoPro hoe!

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A 2020 Haiku

This year’s a blizzard:

Too many snowflakes appeared

And we all miss work.

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Hospital Memos

Vegetable soup will

No longer be served in the

Quadriplegic’s ward.

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When You Have A Punchline But It’s Four Syllables Long…

Step one: Be God’s son

Step two: Write on stone tablets

And Step three: Prophet!

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Musicians At Nursing Homes Be Like:

I tuned my guitar

Then unplugged the beepy things.

What a quiet crowd…

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