Tag Archives: Haiku

Walk(er) (ma)Home, Losers

The birds from Seattle came back

And stopped the refs’ biased attack.

Forty-three mil a year?

Naw, get out of here!

Are our sea birds back on track?

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When Your Mother-In-Law Is A Homecoming Chaperone

Sixteen bucks to park?

Nope! We’ll drop you off, honey.

Call us when you’re done.

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I Was Supposed To Write Nice Things About Her, But…

My wife bakes good things.

Also, she adores fat men.

I am perfect. Yay!

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Blessed Silence Indeed

Silence of the Lambs

Is a favorite movie of

Many parent sheep

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A Little Excitement

As they flip the sign

“Ninety days since last event”

To zero, I grin…

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Speaking Of Engagement…

If you don’t exist

Post a comment to confuse

Literal thinkers

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Music

Playing sixteenth notes

Is scary when you are ten…

Also, ninety-nine

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Slay The Spire Board Game Review

Want to play a game?

Three hours later we win.

A-plus Sunday night!

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My Life

Procrastination

Is a 9:00 PM haiku

In a parking garage

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Art Majors

Blank white canvas sheet

Spot of yellow on the side

PhD Thesis

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