Tag Archives: Haiku

Sometimes You Never Reach The Point

If I were a slug

I would say a lot of stuff

And eventually

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The Ends Justify The Memes

Leisurely athlete

With a camera on her head…

Yo, slow GoPro hoe!

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A 2020 Haiku

This year’s a blizzard:

Too many snowflakes appeared

And we all miss work.

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Hospital Memos

Vegetable soup will

No longer be served in the

Quadriplegic’s ward.

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When You Have A Punchline But It’s Four Syllables Long…

Step one: Be God’s son

Step two: Write on stone tablets

And Step three: Prophet!

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Musicians At Nursing Homes Be Like:

I tuned my guitar

Then unplugged the beepy things.

What a quiet crowd…

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Mother’s Always Right

My mother told me

“You know you’ve hit rock bottom

“When you spank statues.”

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What A Glorious Evening!

This poem is late.

I am breeding Pokemon.

I have no girlfriend.

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They Called It “Animal Control Headquarters”

I went to the zoo.

There was only one dog there.

It was a shih tzu.

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In. Case. They. Screwed. Up.

When. I. Read. Hai. Kus.

I. Read. Them. One. Syll. A. Ble.

At. A. Time. Don’t. You?

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