Sexy pillow fights
Probably aren’t as fun to watch
If you are a goose.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Eye See What You Did There
If you really squint
You’ll get much better at math.
Sincerely, China.
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Romantic Evenings, Senior Edition
Starry Summer night
My love in my arms, but then
My bladder says “Boo”
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When You Want To Be Sensitive But Can’t Rhyme And Only Have One Minute To Write
The first haiku was
TikTok for ancient Japan.
Ninjas loved that junk.
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Or GTA 6 (My Disappointment Is Immeasurable)
We’ve almost achieved
AI singularity.
Still no laser sharks.
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Back Online, Just In Time For Election Season?
Hantavirus ship
Proves the “New World Order” guys
Must be introverts
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Modern Composers Be Like
Why will no one pay
To hear my iguana fart
With an orchestra?
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Sports 101
Every sport on Earth
Is just humans playing fetch
With some extra rules.
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The Daily Travesty 