Tag Archives: Haiku

Slay The Spire Board Game Review

Want to play a game?

Three hours later we win.

A-plus Sunday night!

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My Life

Procrastination

Is a 9:00 PM haiku

In a parking garage

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Art Majors

Blank white canvas sheet

Spot of yellow on the side

PhD Thesis

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33-31

There were two Washington teams

Both with football victory dreams

But one took command

And threw proverbial pocket sand

And now Seattle is filled with screams

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Social Change When?

Everyone agrees

Capes are cool, and yet instead

People wear neckties…

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Counterargument…

What if God’s a dog?

That’s why he loves everyone

And doesn’t talk much…

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Egyptians Were Right All Along?

What if God’s a cat

That destroys things now and then

But mostly just naps?

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Use The Haiku, Luke

I

Two Jedi go find

Slave boy on a desert world,

Blow up space station

II

Slave boy’s all grown up

Turns out there are lots of clones

And a war begins

III

Slave boy kills younglings,

Upgrades wardrobe with a cape

And breathing device

IV

Old Jedi befriends

Farm boy on a desert world,

Blows up space station

V

Farm boy meets his dad.

Talking doesn’t go so well.

Things get out of hand

VI

Crime boss meets his match

And the farm boy saves his dad,

Blows up space station

VII

Desert planet girl

Looks for farm boy far away,

Blows up space station

VIII

What the #%%* was this?

Slow car chase through space, I guess?

Also, farm boy dies

IX

Space girl with map knife…

“Somehow, Palpatine returned”…

Identity Theft…

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Flossing

If your gums don’t bleed

You aren’t pressing hard enough.

Do it every night.

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“No”, Said Chad The Juror

So if you’re crazy

And you do some crazy crimes

You’re just innocent?

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