If I were a slug
I would say a lot of stuff
And eventually
If I were a slug
I would say a lot of stuff
And eventually
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Leisurely athlete
With a camera on her head…
Yo, slow GoPro hoe!
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This year’s a blizzard:
Too many snowflakes appeared
And we all miss work.
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Vegetable soup will
No longer be served in the
Quadriplegic’s ward.
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Step one: Be God’s son
Step two: Write on stone tablets
And Step three: Prophet!
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I tuned my guitar
Then unplugged the beepy things.
What a quiet crowd…
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My mother told me
“You know you’ve hit rock bottom
“When you spank statues.”
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This poem is late.
I am breeding Pokemon.
I have no girlfriend.
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I went to the zoo.
There was only one dog there.
It was a shih tzu.
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