Tag Archives: Haiku

When You Have A Punchline But It’s Four Syllables Long…

Step one: Be God’s son

Step two: Write on stone tablets

And Step three: Prophet!

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Musicians At Nursing Homes Be Like:

I tuned my guitar

Then unplugged the beepy things.

What a quiet crowd…

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Mother’s Always Right

My mother told me

“You know you’ve hit rock bottom

“When you spank statues.”

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What A Glorious Evening!

This poem is late.

I am breeding Pokemon.

I have no girlfriend.

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They Called It “Animal Control Headquarters”

I went to the zoo.

There was only one dog there.

It was a shih tzu.

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In. Case. They. Screwed. Up.

When. I. Read. Hai. Kus.

I. Read. Them. One. Syll. A. Ble.

At. A. Time. Don’t. You?

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At The Office

Sometimes I’m at work

And I lose my stapler

And my will to live.

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-Ace job interview

-Take 10 paid vacation days

-Get fired, repeat

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Write a few haikus

About work though self-employed.

#Poetry

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Life In Washington State

Two inches of snow

Means schools are closed tomorrow.

Colorado laughs.

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Watch As This Somehow Violates The WordPress Terms Of Service…

If you see an ad

Anywhere around this page

Do not click on it.

Advertisers don’t

Pay me to be on my site.

That gives me no joy.

But if I offend

All the advertising firms

They might go away.

Thus all these haiku

Warning you not to click on

Those cheap f#%^ers’ ads.

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Irony’s Trump Card

People on the street

Waving Confederate flags

Say “You lost, move on.”

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