Sometimes I’m at work
And I lose my stapler
And my will to live.
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-Ace job interview
-Take 10 paid vacation days
-Get fired, repeat
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Write a few haikus
About work though self-employed.
#Poetry
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Tag Archives: Haiku
Life In Washington State
Two inches of snow
Means schools are closed tomorrow.
Colorado laughs.
Filed under Poems
Watch As This Somehow Violates The WordPress Terms Of Service…
If you see an ad
Anywhere around this page
Do not click on it.
Advertisers don’t
Pay me to be on my site.
That gives me no joy.
But if I offend
All the advertising firms
They might go away.
Thus all these haiku
Warning you not to click on
Those cheap f#%^ers’ ads.
Filed under Poems
Irony’s Trump Card
People on the street
Waving Confederate flags
Say “You lost, move on.”
Filed under Poems
No One Has Ever Made This Joke Bef…
Even though I can’t
Count syllables properly
I can still write hai…
Filed under Poems
Unsung Legends
Hercules is strong
But what about Hiscules?
Bunch of sexist greeks…
Filed under Poems
