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It Rubs Me The Wrong Way, You Know?

Some people fear that God fellow.

Some people fear that Devil guy.

I fear the one who actually prefers

The toilet paper with just one ply.

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Bernie, January 2021

I was sittin’ in my mitten’

Thinkin’ “How evil is money?”

Now I can’t stop the photoshop

And the web says, “Hey, that’s funny!”

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