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September 18, 2023 · 7:46 pm

Somewhere, In Their Parents’ Basement, Is An Overworked Game Designer Making Voting Machines

In every Pokemon game

The story is the same.

In Zelda, the main canon

Is the bad guy’s always Ganon.

So if you say that Russia

Is rigging elections, I’ll shush ya

‘Cause if anybody can

I’d guess the culprit is Japan.

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