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Who Need Theology When You Have Temporal Paradoxes?

Nobody with a time machine killed Hitler

And nobody stopped the Spanish Inquisition

And single-player games require the internet

Which puts us in an interesting position:

Do we accept that no one will ever make

A machine that can travel back in time

Or do we think time travelers are stopping even worse stuff

And accept that maybe everything’s fine?

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But I Didn’t, So She Lied, So I Asked For My Money Back And Now I’m Absolutely Convinced That Spirits Exist

I go to a fortune teller

And give her fifteen dollars

And she pulls out a deck of cards

And makes some scary hollers

Then stares me in the eye and says

“I looked into the black

“And in about one minute

“You’ll ask for your money back.”

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