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Bigger Hoard+Fewer Knights=Gender Studies!

Roses are red and violets are blue

And people say dragons aren’t real

But I think the dragons, between me and you,

Ran out of princesses to steal

And so turned to work outside their tradition

Like enrolling the maidens in college

Where they charge a fortune for the latest edition

Of textbooks for more useless knowledge.

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The Cards Don’t Lie

In my past life I drove a truck,
Was good-looking and funny,
And helped to build the pyramids.
I think that gypsy stole my money…

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