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January 22, 2026 · 6:37 pm

What Happened To “Insert Disc To Play”?

Updates are great!

Updates are fun!

Now please, dear customer,

Put down that giant gun.

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March 11, 2016 · 11:21 am

Installing Updates

Only on Windows

Does “100% complete”

Mean “Go get a donut,

Go see that movie,

Go create world peace,

Then come back and see

‘18% complete.'”

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