Well, It’s Skinny, White, And Smells Good (If That’s Your Type)

I think a dentist’s love

For dental floss is overstated.

I mean, sure, it cleans your teeth

But would you really want to date it?


Unsatisfied with today’s love poem?

So was my last girlfriend.

Unlike her, you can inspire me to create something valuable and non-toxic by checking out my Patreon

Also Marvin, if you ever become a woman again, call me!


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