Stupid Gurus Think They Know Me

They said my spirit animal

Was an angry polar bear.

That irked me, so I killed them

And just left them lying there.

Then I paddled my polar ice cap

Back to my home/cave a winner

Where I slept a couple weeks

And ate a penguin frozen dinner.

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