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Stupid Gurus Think They Know Me

They said my spirit animal

Was an angry polar bear.

That irked me, so I killed them

And just left them lying there.

Then I paddled my polar ice cap

Back to my home/cave a winner

Where I slept a couple weeks

And ate a penguin frozen dinner.

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Spirit Animals

I wonder if tigers,

Wolves, and Toucans

Think that their spirit

Animals are humans?

I could find no answer,

But see if you can.

And now I wonder whose spirit

Animal is a toucan.

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