Manly Sea Captain Poems

I was a pirate cap’n

A’sail upon the sea

And I’d laugh at the other ships

When they would try to flee.

I’d sail up behind ’em

And though they might protest

I’d grab ’em by the booty

At my cap’nly behest!


When your captain is a man

“Land ho!” is often said.

When your captain isn’t

They shout “Land, hoe!” Instead.


When I became a captain

I quit being a virgin

Thanks to an encounter

That I had with a sturgeon!

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