I spent weeks building my mansion,
A perfect family house
Where I can raise my children.
Despite my lack of a spouse.
But then you came and ruined it,
Just smashed it with your face
And then you said it’s my fault?
You’re a great disgrace!
It took me lots of time and silk
To spin my home, and sure
It’s exactly at eye-level for you
And right on your front door…
But still! You should apologize!
What’s that? You won’t? Well then
I guess I’ll have to get revenge
By crawling on you when you sleep again…
The Daily Travesty 