I
Two Jedi go find
Slave boy on a desert world,
Blow up space station
II
Slave boy’s all grown up
Turns out there are lots of clones
And a war begins
III
Slave boy kills younglings,
Upgrades wardrobe with a cape
And breathing device
IV
Old Jedi befriends
Farm boy on a desert world,
Blows up space station
V
Farm boy meets his dad.
Talking doesn’t go so well.
Things get out of hand
VI
Crime boss meets his match
And the farm boy saves his dad,
Blows up space station
VII
Desert planet girl
Looks for farm boy far away,
Blows up space station
VIII
What the #%%* was this?
Slow car chase through space, I guess?
Also, farm boy dies
IX
Space girl with map knife…
“Somehow, Palpatine returned”…
Identity Theft…
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