I could park my truck
And walk up to the house
And place a package on the door
Or hand it to a spouse.
I also have the option
To relive my high school ways
And chuck a 40-yard touchdown
With whatever peasants buy these days…
Tag Archives: FedEx
September 4, 2025 · 3:58 pm
“Signature Required… Eventually”
FedEx guy in California
Has a job that’s really tough:
He sits inside a warehouse
That contains my purchased stuff.
The tracking number tells him
It needs to ship today
But he’s busy playing Solitaire
So my stuff will have to stay.
The Daily Travesty 