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Vineyard Aftermath (The Other Kind)

There’s a satisfying “thump”

As a bunch of grapes you dump

Into a yellow plastic bucket

On a sunny afternoon.

There’s a feeling of achievement

When you cause a grape bereavement

Because you tore it from its vineyard

And it will be grape juice soon.

There’s a warmth that lingers on

Your neck until the dawn:

It’s a sunburn you predicted

But did nothing to prevent.

One of these lasts longer,

Is visible, and is stronger

And I’ll think about it next time

Before to picking I consent.

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Florida Man Saves Music

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And asked “Do you have any grapes?”

The lemonade seller shot dead the duck feller

Which proves not all heroes wear capes.

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…of Wrath?

You may not think it’s fine

To live life as a mulcher

At a vineyard, but don’t whine

Just ’cause you’re part of grape culture.

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