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Prudent Advice Too Often Overlooked By Those Committing Revisionist-History Infanticide

If you went back in time

To kill Hitler as a baby

You probably should consider

That someone else just maybe

Might go back in time again

This time to kill you

‘Cause you’re a time-traveling baby killer

As far as they knew.

That’s why if you ever

Change history somehow

By traveling to the past

To influence the now

I think it’s important

To leave a detailed letter

Explaining how killing babies

Can make the world better.

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Portrait of the Fuehrer as a Young Man

“Look, a bird!”
The banker said
As he pointed high
Above my head.

There was no bird;
It was a ruse.
That’s probably why
I hate the Jews.

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