Tag Archives: Illiteracy

September 18, 2016 · 8:50 pm

My First Acrostic

I is for my mother.

C is for my dad.

A is for my feelings.

N is for an impaler, namely Vlad.

T is for seismology.

S is for uninspired.

PEL is for impatience.

L is for “Am I Fired?”

I met some illiterate mutes

Who knew how the universe works,

But they wouldn’t tell me or write it down.

What a bunch of jerks!

I now u. U now me.
The guy hoo txts illiterately.
I liv evryware, C 2 C.
I mite hav a colledge dugree.

U mite think im sociutys dregs
Cuz u found me on that list of craigs,
But u havent had a date since 2003,
So ill get to now u, and u’ll now me.