If you try to stalk someone
And eventually fail
It would be worth your time
To work some retail.
If you try to stalk someone
And eventually fail
It would be worth your time
To work some retail.
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Today is the Ides of March,
When Caeser was made invalid.
We celebrate with leftover pie,
Orange Julius, and Caeser salad.
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It’s 3.14159!
What a day! Oh, isn’t it fine!
I’m all for Pi, but in this case
I’d like my Pi less “in your face.”
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