I heard that Disney has discovered
A group of Russian bots
Has left many “Snow White” reviews
All filled with toxic thoughts.
I’m truly flabbergasted
That AI has come so far
As to accurately review a film
That deserves that single star.
Tag Archives: Snow White
The Mother-In-Law Speaks
Her skin was white and milky
Like a lump of unchurned butter.
Her hair was soft and silky
Like a smooth something-or-utter.
She lived with seven midgets
With ironic, mood-based names.
She gave me a case of the fidgets
And set my life aflame…
Bitch.
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