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First Amendment Sad!

I gave a presentation

About a prehistoric human

But when my speech was finished

My audience was fumin’.

A reporter stood and said “Hello,

“My name is Molly Kerrigan.

“There’s no such thing as cavemen.

“They’re Subterranean Americans.”

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What’s Wwong With This Stowy?

I’ve been a priest for many years

With all that such entails.

I’ve heard the common people cry

And comforted their wails.

But when a man with a speech disorder came

To church my life got dire

For until then I’d never been

Preaching to the cwier.

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Younger English

I recalleth days of yore…

Glad we don’t talk that way no more.

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