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What’s Wwong With This Stowy?

I’ve been a priest for many years

With all that such entails.

I’ve heard the common people cry

And comforted their wails.

But when a man with a speech disorder came

To church my life got dire

For until then I’d never been

Preaching to the cwier.

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Younger English

I recalleth days of yore…

Glad we don’t talk that way no more.

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