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February 21, 2015 · 11:40 am

My Mind: Behind the Scenes

I have to go to the bathroom,
But I don’t want to leave my bed,
And so I will do neither
And write this poem instead.

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As Df G H J K L
Zx Cv B N M

Saw down a tree.
Chop it down with an ax.
Burn it, chainsaw it,
Send it anthrax.

There are lots of good ways
To get rid of a tree,
But hitting it with your car
Doesn’t sound smart to me.