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But What Was He Wearing? (Breathes Heavily)

Obi Wan Kenobi

Was arrested yesterday.

He force-pushed a clone trooper

Who had been in his way.

“In my defense, the trooper

“Was swearing as I recall,”

Said Obi Wan, the Jedi

Who made an obscene clone fall.

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Bad Ideas

I ice skate through the forest

With my ice cream cone

While buffering some youtube

On my Samsung mobile phone.

I tripped over a gum drop

And I think I broke my snout.

This is the last time I ask my mom

“What should my poem be about?”

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