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Take That, Al Gore!

What if the Earth

Is God’s kitchen fridge,

Cold for millions of years

Until, recently,

God opened it up

To get out some divine beers.

The Earth got all warm

From the Heaven outside

Until, once again, the doors close

That or it’s just

What science is saying…

What I’m trying to say is: Who knows?

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Who Needs Evidence?

Are the mob and the boy scouts
In secret cahoots,
With their secret passwords
And fancy salutes?

Would that mean the girl scouts
Are friends with the hood?
I guess that explains
Why the cookies are good…

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