Tag Archives: Witches

Wicked: The Clinton/Harris Story

It’s not that we don’t want a woman

As president of the USA…

It’s that our two female options so far

Would get melted by water. Ok?

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Then You Wouldn’t Have Wasted Your Time Reading This

If I were a toad

I would write fewer poems,

Which makes me think

I should go piss off a witch.

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