If I had a nickel
For every commercial starring a white guy
I would have as much money
As the black people who aren’t in ads.
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Violets are black.
Roses are black.
Criminals are racially diverse
So cut me some slack.
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Sure, the future isn’t white
But don’t you worry! It’s alright!
Europe’s long past its golden days
And no one likes swimming anyways.
The Daily Travesty 