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What Being The Coolest Kid In 3rd Grade Sounds Like

Go-Gurt is yogurt

That’s put in a sleeve.

Here’s a tube of “Away Bro…”

Now why don’t you leave?

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21-Year-Old American Boy

I wish I had a plasma gun

Attached to the front of my car

‘Cause everyone would say “he’s here”

Whenever I drive to the bar.

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