If I were a sniper
And also a duck
I’d rely on my training
And also my pluck
To take out a target
In one master stroke.
I’d let out a quack
When I see the guy croak.
Being a duck sniper
Some might call “fowl.”
But I could wear camo makeup
And maybe a cowl.
But alas I was born
With a bad lot of luck;
I could still be a sniper
But never a duck…
The Daily Travesty 
In light of your truths,
While they’re hard to reduce,
If you took the right track
You could then be a quack
And a quack with a gun…
Doesn’t that sound like fun?
And that’s almost the same
In the duck sniping game…
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When considering alternatives
As you inspired me to do
I realized some things of worth
From your point of view.
I cannot be a duck sniper
But my dreams are not misled.
I’ll feed my shooting talent
And be a duck hunter instead.
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