If you are an amputee
Does your erotic preference change
To match your physicality,
Or is my asking that just strange?
The reason that I ask
Is that I want to get
The web domain StumpHump.com…
Is that something I may regret?
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Depends…you could incur the ire of terribly misled, sexually frustrated lumberjacks… 😐
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Or hunchbacked ents!
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I’d want neither on my list of enemies…
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But as an amorous companion???
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Well sure…but let’s not go overestimating the amorous intent of angry lumberjacks and agitated ents…
It’s a bound to end with blundered hacks and limbs in battered splints…
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OK, I’m sold… excuse me as I learn HTML
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