I like girls who are polite
And women who are modest.
I like girls with joie de vivre
Although they’re not the hottest.
I like girls who demonstrate
A sense of generosity
Yet girls I meet prefer to flaunt
Their callipygiosity.
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The Daily Travesty · Bad Poetry On Purpose
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I like how sassy this poem sounds! 😅
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I wanted to write a poem
About women who are classy.
I was aiming for “partially honest”
But I’ll happily settle for “Sassy.”
👍
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