Once upon a time
A guy tried something new
For no reason besides
To see what stuff would do.
Afterwards he used
What he found as an appliance
And thus was born the toaster
And, with it, modern science.
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The Daily Travesty · Bad Poetry On Purpose
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Great job showing the significance of an item we often take for granted. I once was thinking of writing a poem personifying a toaster as being a lonely appliance who is super mopey. Mostly because it is something that I never use. Regardless, well done!
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