I think zombies are romantic
And want to woo each other
With a dinner and a movie
Before they meet their partner’s mother
But the zombies get so busy
With the “having dinner part”
That they never get to see a piece
Of cinematic art.
If we give a discount
To the undead, I suspect
There will be a sharp decrease
In the number of lives they wrecked.
We need to get our zombies
To fulfill their hearts’ desires
So welcome them with open arms
Instead of killing them with fires.
The Daily Travesty 
Seriously, it’s time to put the Zombies first. They have more brains than we do.
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True zombie facts:
1: Zombies are carbon-neutral
2: Zombies are never late to pay their bills
3: Zombies never litter
4: Zombies don’t support corrupt political figures
5: Zombies don’t judge you based on sex, race, appearance, or social status…
I could go on…
#MoreZombiesNow
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