Shortest day of year
Then Grandma says “anal cyst”
Feels much longer now
Tag Archives: Awkward
That Look In Your Eyes When We Make Love
Your breath on my skin
Like a warm summer breeze.
You pull of your shirt
And my throat starts to squeeze.
I gaze at your torso…
Oh God, I need to sneeze!
Though my face is contorted
I beg of you, please
Know that you don’t disgust me
‘Xcept maybe your knees…
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Where No Man Has Ever Gone Before
If you’re anything like me
And you really need to pee
And you can’t hold it anymore
The solution isn’t hard.
Give the guy at the next urinal your card.
You won’t pee until 2024.
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