Tag Archives: Cardinals

Your Team Is Bad And Hard To Rhyme (Go Hawks)

Two birds fought in Arizona

And the red one was clearly a gonna

‘Cause the blue and green bird

Caught touchdown one, two, then a third

And their victory was fide-comma-bona.

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The Cardinals Uniform Designer, Apparently

What if we made shirts

Out of used toilet paper

And called it a day?

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