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…Or Girls In General, For That Matter

“The devil plays the violin,

The instrument of mortal sin.”

I told her this, then said hello.

#How to not pick up girls who play cello

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False Advertising

They say he played the violin

With a sound that roused the spirit.

I traveled far, o’er hill and dale

Hoping just to hear it.
I was trulydisappointed

When I finally met the fellow,

For he played not the violin,

But the world’s smallest cello. 

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