Tag Archives: Dinner

April 2, 2017 · 10:03 pm

When/If I Find Love

I reserved us a table

At Chez Fantastique,

Unparalleled class,

Unquestionably chic.

I wanted to give

Only the best to you,

But alas with me

Guess a dinner will do.

Socializing’s when you find

People you dislike the least

And gather anxiously

To waste money on a feast

While imbibing neurotoxins

To make the evening fun

Then compete to talk the most

Until you all agree “we’re done.”

A chicken divine

Made entirely of gold

With a mind to cure cancer

And which never gets old

That makes a girl fall in love

And a man squeal like a dork

Looks as lovely as can be

As I stab it with my fork.