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What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

“Prove that genies aren’t real!”

Demanded my stepbrother, Buzz.

“The greatest proof genies don’t exist

“Is that single-ply toilet paper still does.”

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Don’t Talk To Strangers, AKA Board Games

I walked up to a stranger

And promptly said “I’m bored.”

Turns out he’s a genie.

“I’ve heard your wish, my lord.”

Alas, the genie’s spelling

Was unfortunately poor,

And that’s the tale of how

I became a two-by-four.

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