I’ve done nothing productive all day
And that won’t stop now, ok?
Please don’t make me do stuff.
“Not at all” is enough
And I’d love if you all went away.
Tag Archives: Introvert
I Know A Guy… Mostly
Three is a crowd,
Two is a fight,
One feels lonely,
One-point-five is just right.
If you need point five, call me please.
I know a lot of amputees.
Filed under Poems
Simple Gifts
If life gives you lemons
I hope you have water
And sugar and someone
With whom you can drink.
If life gives you lemons
Ask for apples instead
‘Cause they’re good by their lonesomes.
That’s what I think.
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 