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Three Day Weekend

I’m busy as an ugly hooker,

Yet I have no free time

To clean the house or exercise

Or come up with a requisite rhyme.

The lazy Sunday model

Is how every day should be.

I’m doing the same this Monday.

Let’s hear it: Who’s with me?

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The Laziest D&D Player

Perhaps it was lack of intelligence,
Or a lack of wisdom instead
But I’d not the will or constitution
To get out of my bed.

So I stayed in the tavern
While the party went to fight.
But I felt justified
When they did not return that night.

So I practiced my diplomacy
In preparation for
The next adventure party
To come through the tavern door.

Thus is my sovereign duty
In a game so very hard,
For I cannot change my choice
To play a halfling bard.

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When Motivation Doesn’t Come

I slept in ’til nine.
It felt really, really good.
This is a haiku.

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My Life Today

Sometimes one is inspired,
When in the morning he wakes,
To do and love and move and grow
And see the change he makes.

Other times that fellow
Awakens in the afternoon instead
And he writes a silly poem
Before going back to bed.

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